From the back...
You hold in your hands an amalgamation of tips, photographs, charts, and how tos on surviving Earth without being eaten by cats or trapping yourself in a cubicle, both of which are horrible ways to die. The art of survival is a precarious one. Lean too far one way and you’re a talking zombie, lean the other you’re full of life and self-actualization. How to Survive Earth is a guide to remaining between lifeless and lively.
Rave reviews for How to Survive Earth
“This book is exactly what I needed, reading it was like hitting a wall. I was in the torpor of existing and this guide pulled me somewhat to a sitting position. Thank you.” - E. Schrödster
“What a revelation! To understand what I’m doing in life right now was mind-blowing.” - J. Smith
“Highlighting everything humans have been surviving since the introduction of the Internet, the art world, globalization, and what is essentially modern day life.” - Julie Chrestiva